*If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
*To get your daily exercise, just click on "Run"
*If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "Any Key" to continue life when ready.
*To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
*To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
*To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
*If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
*When you loose your car keys, click on find.
*"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
*Auto insurance wouldnt be necessary. Instead, you would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on its way.
..:: Always be Successful ::..